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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the d

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circl

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the