| DOG HUMOR & JUST PLAIN CUTE (pg 5) |
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
to code.
to code.
3. Dachshund: You know
5. Boxer: Who cares? I
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
the d
the d
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb!
don't see a light bulb!
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no
stinking light bulb."
stinking light bulb."
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark
the dark
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who
cares?
cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put
all the light bulbs in a little circl
all the light bulbs in a little circl
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the